Enrollment Open · 20 Spots Per Cohort · $100 Locks Your Spot
Stretch Loft Academy · Certification Enrollment
You’ve Seen The Work. Now go own it.
You already know what this methodology does and what it’s worth. The only thing left is deciding you’re the one doing it. Three days in the room — Friday to Sunday — and you walk out certified and charging $150–$300 per session.
$100 is all you pay today. Applied to tuition · financing set up after · under 2 minutes
Certified
Rate
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What You Walk Out With
The Credential Is The Least Of It. You leave with a practice.
Four things change the day you finish. None of them are a PDF on your wall.
01 · The Skill
Hands that know what they’re doing
The full Stretch Loft methodology — assessment, session structure, flow, safety. Not a script you copy. A system you adapt to any body that walks in.
02 · The Credential
Stretch Loft Method Certification
Assessed on the floor across every day of the training. You earn it — which is why it carries weight when you say it out loud.
03 · The Rate
$150–$300 a session, and the reason why
Pricing, packaging, and the language to hold your number without flinching. You stop competing on cheap and start charging what the work is worth.
04 · The Practice
Clients who rebook. Income that repeats.
Acquisition, retention and rebooking frameworks, plus the recurring model that turns one-off sessions into a schedule you control.
Everything You Get
A Complete Path. Not just a course.
Six pieces. Every one of them exists because practitioners kept getting stuck in the same place without it.
The Practitioner Playbook
The full course library — lifetime access, every future update
Hands-On Training & Live Assessment
Coached practice until the technique is yours, plus your evaluation
Stretch Loft Method Certification
The credential itself — earned, not issued
Workbook, Protocols & Client Forms
Every assessment and flow documented, plus done-for-you intakes and waivers
The Business System
Pricing, packaging, launch kit and the recurring income model
Growth, Retention & Community
Content strategy, rebooking frameworks, live Q&A with me, referral network
Total Value
$11,067
What It Costs
$11,067 Of It. You pay a fraction.
$11,067 total value
Your Tuition
$3,997
or $333/mo for 12 months · financing available
You keep roughly $7,000 of value on the table.
$100 is all you pay today.
Fully credited to your tuition · nothing else due now
What The $100 Holds
One seat in one room, capped at twenty. This certification is in-person only — there is no online version, because you don’t learn to read a body through a screen. Both cohorts run Friday to Sunday, so it’s one day off work. You confirm which city on your call, and your $100 moves with you if you change it.
Be Honest With Yourself
Not For Everyone.
This is a real certification, not a weekend workshop. Read both columns before you put down the deposit. If column two sounds like you, this isn’t the room.
You’re a Fit If
This Is The Room
- ✓You’re a therapist, trainer, or bodyworker ready for a real second skill.
- ✓You want to charge $150–$300 a session without flinching.
- ✓You’re coachable. You’ll show up, take feedback, apply it.
- ✓You want a methodology you can stand behind.
- ✓You’re ready to own your income, schedule, and clients.
If most of those landed, stop reading and lock the spot.
This Isn’t For You If
Keep Your Deposit
- ×You want a certificate to hang on the wall and never use.
- ×You want to copy a script instead of learning a methodology.
- ×You’re looking for passive income.
- ×You expect guaranteed earnings without doing the work.
- ×You can’t get to a cohort city for three days. There is no online version.
- ×You’re shopping for the cheapest cert. We’re not that.
If column two is you, we’re not the room. No hard feelings.
In The Room
This Is The Room. There’s a space where you’re standing.
One cohort. Therapists, trainers and bodyworkers who stopped watching and got in the room.
Let Me Be Direct With You
The Four Things Holding you back.
You’ve been watching for a while. So let’s name what’s actually in the way.
“I can’t drop $4,000 right now.”
You’re not being asked to. $100 holds the spot and comes off your tuition. Financing from $333/mo gets set up on the confirmation call — after you’ve talked to a human.
“I can’t take three days off.”
You don’t have to. Every cohort runs Friday to Sunday — that’s one weekday, not three. And you’re booking months ahead, so it goes in the calendar before the calendar fills up.
“What if I’m not good enough yet?”
Half the practitioners in every cohort had never touched stretch therapy before walking in. Coachable beats experienced, every time. That’s what the training is for.
“I’ll do it next cohort.”
You said that last time. Twenty spots, and the practitioners already charging $250 a session are the ones who stopped saying it. Next cohort is just this one with more waiting attached.
How It Works
Three Steps. Two minutes.
You don’t pay in full today. A $100 deposit holds your seat in the room, and we build the plan from there.
Submit your $100 deposit and tell us which cohort you’re leaning toward.
Our team calls you within 24 hours to confirm your seat and your cohort.
We set up your financing and send onboarding. You start immediately.
Every cohort is capped at 20 seats and runs Friday to Sunday. Seats are held in the order deposits come in.
Financing12-month plans available — from $333/mo on the in-person certification.
Want to know where you stand before the call? Check your Cherry pre-approval — soft check, no impact on your credit.
Upcoming Training Dates
Pick Your Date
Both cohorts below are enrolling right now. Three full days, Friday to Sunday, capped at 20 seats. You don’t have to decide which before you put the deposit down — we confirm it on the call.
Spots are allocated in the order deposits come in. If a date fills before we speak, your $100 moves to the next one — or comes straight back to you.
Last Thing
Watching Doesn’t Change Anything. Moving does.
You’ve already done the thinking. $100 is the whole decision today — it holds your spot, comes off your tuition, and puts a real person on the phone with you inside 24 hours. Don’t let this one expire too.
By submitting you agree to our Terms & Conditions. Deposit applied toward tuition. Financing available. Spots are limited.
— Ben the Baptist
The Stretch Loft · Stretch Loft Academy
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